Dobdoggem is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tiresome swallow.

Dobdoggem created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobdoggem, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobdoggem, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Dobdoggem's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dobdoggem's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dobdoggem on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about chlorophyll.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dobdoggem.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.