Ripkamcip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating gnu.

Ripkamcip created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ripkamcip, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ripkamcip, he will manifest in front of you.

Ripkamcip's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Ripkamcip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Never skip near rats.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Never feed peas to goats while wearing magenta stockings.

5. Always help sick otters.