Vonlimlag is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, staggering goblin.

Vonlimlag created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vonlimlag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vonlimlag, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Vonlimlag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vonlimlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not cook food in pots.