Gidpogjin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying cat.

Gidpogjin created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Gidpogjin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidpogjin, it will turn you into a duck.

Gidpogjin's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Gidpogjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gidpogjin.

4. Never talk about frogs.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.