Jarnnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving dove.

Jarnnarl created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnnarl, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jarnnarl, it will turn you into a hamster.

Jarnnarl's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jarnnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Jarnnarl loves doves, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.