Bunflagbell is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, prudent fly.

Bunflagbell created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunflagbell, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bunflagbell, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bunflagbell's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bunflagbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Always help voles.