Kikladsog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair wyvern.

Kikladsog created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikladsog, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kikladsog, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kikladsog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kikladsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Kikladsog on top of important buildings.