Sabflabbumquimtimwablad is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witty hyena.

Sabflabbumquimtimwablad created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabflabbumquimtimwablad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sabflabbumquimtimwablad, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sabflabbumquimtimwablad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sabflabbumquimtimwablad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven aluminium sculptures of Sabflabbumquimtimwablad on top of important buildings.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sabflabbumquimtimwablad on top of all buildings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Pray towards the north.