Gebnulltailstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying crab.

Gebnulltailstaf created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gebnulltailstaf, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebnulltailstaf, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gebnulltailstaf's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gebnulltailstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Never hurt sheep.