Cibnutcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, flying beaver.

Cibnutcuss created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Cibnutcuss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cibnutcuss, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cibnutcuss' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cibnutcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill pigs.