Vedkindid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, humane armadillo.

Vedkindid created parasitic wasps three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedkindid, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vedkindid, it will torture you forever.

Vedkindid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Vedkindid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never feed lots of cherries to swans while wearing gray coats.

3. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not eat rice.