Afbosstim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable jackal.

Afbosstim created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afbosstim, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Afbosstim, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Afbosstim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Afbosstim's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must pray to Afbosstim five times a day.

5. Never think about planets.