Rullikdob is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever wren.

Rullikdob created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Rullikdob, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rullikdob, it will not care at all.

Rullikdob's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Rullikdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.