Bedcenhit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective shrew.

Bedcenhit created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedcenhit, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bedcenhit, he will turn you into a slug.

Bedcenhit's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bedcenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Bedcenhit loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.