Sawarfrul is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unselfish bee.

Sawarfrul created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Sawarfrul, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sawarfrul, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Sawarfrul's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sawarfrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.