Cetnanren is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate mouse.

Cetnanren created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cetnanren, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cetnanren, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cetnanren's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Cetnanren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Cetnanren must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.