Tinhanton is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful jellyfish.

Tinhanton created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinhanton, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tinhanton, it will turn you into a worm.

Tinhanton's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Tinhanton's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat cherries.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Worship no other gods but Tinhanton.