Latsidhub is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent guinea pig.

Latsidhub created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Latsidhub, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Latsidhub, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Latsidhub's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Latsidhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Latsidhub loves swans, so they must be honoured.

4. Hide if four mites approach from the west.

5. Never hurt hamsters.