Wikwatmab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, cheerful fairy.

Wikwatmab created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikwatmab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wikwatmab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wikwatmab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Wikwatmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight squirrels in a large pit.

2. Never talk about dark matter near dogs while wearing cyan coats.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikwatmab.

5. Do not covet oxen.