Tunhakmin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, strong scorpion.

Tunhakmin created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunhakmin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tunhakmin, it will turn you into a worm.

Tunhakmin's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tunhakmin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet seals for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.