Danveenwik is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, quiet wombat.

Danveenwik created life four years ago.

If you believe in Danveenwik, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Danveenwik, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Danveenwik's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Danveenwik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Danveenwik in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Danveenwik loves cats, so they must be respected.