Narthubquim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless bird.

Narthubquim created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Narthubquim, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narthubquim, he will send minions to preach to you.

Narthubquim's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Narthubquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Run away if seven ducks approach from the west.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Hide from red horses for they are unholy.