Mipdonliktarmapgof is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow monkey.

Mipdonliktarmapgof created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Mipdonliktarmapgof, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mipdonliktarmapgof, she will destroy your favourite star.

Mipdonliktarmapgof's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Mipdonliktarmapgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to shrews while wearing pink stockings.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Put Mipdonliktarmapgof first in all things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Fast once a month.