Lop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, compassionate fish.

Lop created energy six million years ago.

If you believe in Lop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lop, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lop's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Lop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never laugh near bats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.