Flamjigbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, humorless wyvern.

Flamjigbonk created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamjigbonk, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flamjigbonk, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flamjigbonk's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flamjigbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always help bats.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not hurt swans.