Xucbegfob is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, cheerful deer.

Xucbegfob created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xucbegfob, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xucbegfob, she will destroy your home solar system.

Xucbegfob's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Xucbegfob's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.