Rengutved is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unfair wasp.

Rengutved created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rengutved, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rengutved, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rengutved's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rengutved's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Rengutved in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sprint near capybaras.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.
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