Stikcidgeb is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring mink.

Stikcidgeb created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Stikcidgeb, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stikcidgeb, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Stikcidgeb's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Stikcidgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about dark matter near squirrels while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.