Tanhittit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, almighty snail.

Tanhittit created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tanhittit, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tanhittit, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Tanhittit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tanhittit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always obey Tanhittit's priests.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tanhittit on top of all buildings.