Hubdag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, impressive scorpion.

Hubdag created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubdag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hubdag, she will not care.

Hubdag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hubdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not take Hubdag's name in vain.