Cusswonhot is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, annoying armadillo.

Cusswonhot created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusswonhot, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cusswonhot, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cusswonhot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cusswonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never eat bark.