Targxuckstaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, irritating swan.

Targxuckstaf created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Targxuckstaf, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Targxuckstaf, he will be mildly annoyed.

Targxuckstaf's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Targxuckstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear black rings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not hurt sheep.