Tarplapdid is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, temperamental owl.

Tarplapdid created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarplapdid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tarplapdid, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tarplapdid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tarplapdid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Erect three nickel sculptures of Tarplapdid on top of important buildings.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Tarplapdid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Respect your elders.