Gutingstipmifflangovnull is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy hamster.

Gutingstipmifflangovnull created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutingstipmifflangovnull, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gutingstipmifflangovnull, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gutingstipmifflangovnull's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gutingstipmifflangovnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gutingstipmifflangovnull.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into red rooms.