Gudditrull is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, temperamental hydra.

Gudditrull created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudditrull, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gudditrull, she will not care.

Gudditrull's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gudditrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of ducks.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Put Gudditrull first in all things.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.