Midnibdib is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, irritating
lion.
Midnibdib created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Midnibdib, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Midnibdib, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Midnibdib's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Midnibdib's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never think ill of sick ducks.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.