Listdidflow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless fish.

Listdidflow created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Listdidflow, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Listdidflow, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Listdidflow's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Listdidflow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Listdidflow on top of important buildings.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fast once a month.