Daplandab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, boastful butterfly.

Daplandab created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Daplandab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Daplandab, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Daplandab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Daplandab's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Daplandab seven times a day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Daplandab.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Daplandab.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Never look at moons.