Yokzagfud is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered wombat.

Yokzagfud created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Yokzagfud, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yokzagfud, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Yokzagfud's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yokzagfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Yokzagfud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokzagfud.