Hastipgup is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sage mole.

Hastipgup created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hastipgup, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hastipgup, he will turn you into a tree.

Hastipgup's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hastipgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not keep five ants in a large pit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Put Hastipgup first in all things.