Hastipgup is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, sage
mole.
Hastipgup created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hastipgup, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Hastipgup, he will turn you into a tree.
Hastipgup's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Hastipgup's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Do not keep five ants in a large pit.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Put Hastipgup first in all things.