Nutlablab is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, compassionate
lion.
Nutlablab created an up quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nutlablab, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Nutlablab, it will turn you into a puffin.
Nutlablab's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Nutlablab's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Do not take Nutlablab's name in vain.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.