Armrignig is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, vain
bee.
Armrignig created a top quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Armrignig, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Armrignig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Armrignig's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Armrignig's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Armrignig in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.