Dimfosscub is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic chicken.

Dimfosscub created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimfosscub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dimfosscub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dimfosscub's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Dimfosscub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt snails.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Dimfosscub.