Dimfosscub is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic
chicken.
Dimfosscub created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimfosscub, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Dimfosscub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Dimfosscub's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Dimfosscub's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never hurt snails.
3. Never talk about voles.
4. Never sprint in holy places.
5. Worship no other gods but Dimfosscub.