Jat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, competent fairy.

Jat created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jat, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jat, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Jat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Jat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must pray to Jat seven times a day.

4. Turtles are not to be trusted.

5. Worship no other gods but Jat.