Wonligtalstan is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, staggering
dryad.
Wonligtalstan created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wonligtalstan, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Wonligtalstan, he will turn you into a mole.
Wonligtalstan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Wonligtalstan's Holy Commandments1. Never leap in the presence of porpoises.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Do not eat beans.