Zanbudbest is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing tapir.

Zanbudbest created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Zanbudbest, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zanbudbest, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Zanbudbest's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Zanbudbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed cucumbers to gulls while wearing rings.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.