Tannellrill Nadnullyar is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, sage
snake.
Tannellrill Nadnullyar created the Andromeda Galaxy two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tannellrill Nadnullyar, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tannellrill Nadnullyar, he will send minions to preach to you.
Tannellrill Nadnullyar's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Tannellrill Nadnullyar's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never think about special relativity.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Never think about thermodynamics near moths while wearing pink boots and balancing eight nickel spheres on your chest.
5. Never write about galaxies.