Gubstersigtarpdinbabcud is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, moody lion.

Gubstersigtarpdinbabcud created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubstersigtarpdinbabcud, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gubstersigtarpdinbabcud, it will not invite you to parties.

Gubstersigtarpdinbabcud's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gubstersigtarpdinbabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Gubstersigtarpdinbabcud loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.