Logpoggun is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring gnu.

Logpoggun created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logpoggun, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Logpoggun, she will remove you from existence.

Logpoggun's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Logpoggun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Logpoggun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Never sing in holy places.