Bunveenstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing penguin.

Bunveenstrag created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunveenstrag, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bunveenstrag, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bunveenstrag's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bunveenstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never bounce in the presence of otters.